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    MyPrettyFloralBonnetAnna Breslaw
    8/19/13 9:35am

    a person I used to call my "wifey"

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    Sorry, was there more to the story? I didn't notice, I was busy being weirded out by the fact that anyone uses the word "wifey".

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      Vagina High PriestessMyPrettyFloralBonnet
      8/19/13 9:41am

      Yeah, I hate that word. HATE HATE HATE.

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      sybannMyPrettyFloralBonnet
      8/19/13 9:44am

      Grumpy Jen

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    TyrannosaurusBataarAnna Breslaw
    8/19/13 9:22am

    I don't exactly know why, but I'm on Gaga's side in this I think. I can totally believe that Perez is being a massive douche, even if he's not actually stalking her.

    Also: new Kinja reply opens in a new window. Do not like.

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      PenelopePomegranateTyrannosaurusBataar
      8/19/13 9:30am

      That dude got famous being incredibly cruel to people. Yeah, it's impossible to believe anything he says ever ever ever.

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      JbarJTyrannosaurusBataar
      8/19/13 9:31am

      I would agree with you... after all he's someone who's livelihood comes from gossip after all. However, the fact that she has a new album coming out makes me doubt the whole thing is real.

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    hester bangsAnna Breslaw
    8/19/13 10:15am

    The fermented wax figure formerly known as Al Pacino? Seriously? The guy is a fucking legend, plus he's currently filming The Irishman with Martin Scorsese along with Robert De Niro and Harvey Keitel - or do you consider them wash-ups too? He may have a few wrinkles, but I'd rather see that than a botox-pumped freak show. Not to mention you're a NYC-based publication... have some respect.

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      RajasthaniRajkumarihester bangs
      8/19/13 10:20am

      Pacino, is that you??

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      hester bangsRajasthaniRajkumari
      8/19/13 10:23am

      Fredo, is that you?

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    Bronwyn XiaoMeiAnna Breslaw
    8/19/13 9:19am

    Whoa...leave Justin Long alone!

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      Gonzo the SomethingBronwyn XiaoMei
      8/19/13 9:38am

      Agreed. That seems like an unnecessarily mean comment, even for a gossip column.

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      south2ndBronwyn XiaoMei
      8/19/13 10:21am

      I find him attractive and he seems like a lovely guy.

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    PandoraBoxxAnna Breslaw
    8/19/13 9:18am

    I'M NOT DESPERATE. AT ALL. LOOK AT ME. I HAVE PAINT ON MY FACE. I AM STILL RELEVANT.

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      Ms. PoppycockPandoraBoxx
      8/19/13 11:06am

      She looks straight-up ridiculous. Nothing about this paint-smear says "pop art." Nothing!

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      kisara PandoraBoxx
      8/19/13 11:45am

      YOU TOOK WHAT I WANTED TO SAY.

      i like you

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    unholyghostAnna Breslaw
    8/19/13 9:24am
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    Amanda Bynes' sexuality is relevant to her psyche hold because ...

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      KnidosOfAphroditeunholyghost
      8/19/13 11:22am

      Bravo!

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      And even better using that Spencer gif. MGG is a lovely man, whom I would love to meet in person at one point.

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      Joanbeamunholyghost
      8/19/13 12:14pm

      Thank-you. I'd been sitting here asking myself the exact same question, so I'm very glad someone brought it up.

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    Vagina High PriestessAnna Breslaw
    8/19/13 9:45am

    "Justin Long was overheard talking to Olivia Wilde about his love life (which prob went something like this: "Why do so many beautiful women date me? Is it because I seem vaguely asexual, have no discernible talent and my face is made of rubber?")"

    Have you not seen Galaxy Quest??

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      evilinfertileshrewVagina High Priestess
      8/19/13 10:12am

      Also, when he does the cheerleading routine in Dodgeball. Whenever he appears in anything we see, my husband and I both break into "Let me ride that donkey donkey, lemme ride that donkey."

      Those are exactly the two times he was funny.

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      Joseph FinnVagina High Priestess
      8/19/13 10:14am

      He saved them all from the crushers!

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    THEdarcyhirschAnna Breslaw
    8/19/13 9:25am

    I don't want to live in a world where I have to care about either Lady Gaga or Perez Hilton. It's a carefully calculated feud and they'll make up in several weeks to much fanfare and at least one rag cover (I'm guessing People or Life & Style). It serves both of them and their insatiable appetites for attention and publicity, no matter how big, small, positive, or atrocious. It's better to treat them like the five loads of dirty laundry on the floor of your closet: If you ignore it, it will go away.

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      septembergrrlTHEdarcyhirsch
      8/19/13 9:38am

      I wish I wasn't this cynical, but I had the same thought. It wouldn't surprise me at all if they were in on this together. After all, Gaga has a new record out, and people have basically forgotten Perez Hilton exists.

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      flirty.dirty.and.nerdyTHEdarcyhirsch
      8/19/13 9:59am

      Damn, I wish my laundry worked like that.
      You're right, it's definitely a publicity stunt. She's about to drop a new album and has clearly run out of ways to shock the media.

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    Gonzo the SomethingAnna Breslaw
    8/19/13 10:59am

    I grew up with MJ, but there's only one Slave To The Rhythm

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      SophiasChildGonzo the Something
      8/19/13 12:34pm

      THANK YOU!!!!! I will always and forever worship at the Alter of Awesomeness dedicated to Miss Grace Jones.

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      JaneEyre27Gonzo the Something
      8/19/13 2:25pm

      Correct.

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    KylejacquesAnna Breslaw
    8/19/13 9:22am

    Lady Gaga is bisexual, not straight.

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      Gonzo the SomethingKylejacques
      8/19/13 9:35am

      Thank you.

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      estoppelgangerKylejacques
      8/19/13 10:15am

      thank you. i was just coming here to say the same thing.

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