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    SadTrombonezTom Scocca
    8/14/13 5:28pm

    To be fair, he planned to get off at the next stop.

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      Alexander_Crouton-SkitchSadTrombonez
      8/14/13 5:30pm
      GIF
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      SadTrombonezAlexander_Crouton-Skitch
      8/14/13 5:33pm

      You have great taste in gifs.

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    Beer, Titties and Left TurnsTom Scocca
    8/14/13 11:56pm

    Having spent some time with Sarah working on some stories, I can definitively say this is a very, very, very Sarah Wallace question to ask.

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      Captain_CrutchTom Scocca
      8/14/13 6:50pm

      I can tell you what he wasn't thinking about: baseball.

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        Normcore RockwellTom Scocca
        8/14/13 7:20pm

        Sarah Wallace: "What were you thinking?"

        Bus driver: "About butt fucking, mostly."

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          miltonistaTom Scocca
          8/14/13 5:37pm

          Among the infinite number of more interesting questions Sarah Wallace could've asked:

          - Have you heard the joke about the ship captain with his dick in the wheel? You know, the one with the punchline, "Arr, it's driving me nuts?"

          - In your Speed-based bus fantasies, do you imagine yourself as Keanu or Sandra Bullock?

          - Have you ever been a Florida resident? Do you ever plan on becoming one?

          - Do you play "Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round" to get in the mood?

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            GnomanEmpiremiltonista
            8/14/13 5:58pm

            Yes, you get a "bravo" too.

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            NeridqeGnomanEmpire
            8/14/13 8:34pm

            Officially thats the golf clap

            ( one of the best movies of the 80's)

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          kooklaTom Scocca
          8/14/13 5:31pm

          "I was thinking with my dick, your honor."

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            BearDownCBearsTom Scocca
            8/14/13 5:36pm

            "Oh snap, I forgot the Windex!"

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