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    LaetaKate Dries
    8/08/13 8:29pm

    Wait, why is Emma Roberts getting a space on Jezebel without (negative) commentary? Didn't she beat up her boyfriend - like literally bloody him? She's a Chris Brown and we all know Chris Brown is safe just about nowhere in online media circles. In fact, I'm pretty sure the story broke over on Gawker a while back and a few made snide remarks on how Jezebel would be in Emma's corner - which I vehemently denied since that's such a stereotypical misrepresentation of feminism/feminists. Instead, I don't think you guys covered it at all and now this is the first time I've seen her on here, with nothing but a Twitter update on her cool new look for a movie she's in.

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      kiracLaeta
      8/08/13 8:32pm

      Jezebel did cover it, but it was weirdly after the initial Gawker post. I agree that she is just as bad as Chris Brown, though.

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      Laetakirac
      8/08/13 8:36pm

      Guess I missed it. That kinda makes it worse though in my view, since I was ready to give the benefit of the doubt that maybe they didn't know. But apparently they do and are still going to treat her the same as any other (nonviolent/non-abusive) celebrity?

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    awkwardturtleKate Dries
    8/08/13 8:22pm

    You know what Pink? I would actually love to hear more songs about how awesome someone's partner is.

    I'm not a fan of super cheesy ballads, but dammit I have a soft spot in my heart for songs that are written out of love for another. Like Jack Johnson's songs about his wife. They're basically all like "Hey my wife is amazing. I love her so much. She's the best. I like being around her so much I try to convince her to skip work and make banana pancakes with me oooooooooh I'm Jack Johnson and I'm in a hammock in Hawaii. Suck it haters".

    You know...like that.

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      CatAssawkwardturtle
      8/08/13 9:03pm

      Hahah! I hate how much I love Banana Pancakes!

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      awkwardturtleCatAss
      8/08/13 9:07pm

      Right? My mother HATES Jack Johnson - which is blasphemy because we live in Santa Barbara, CA (his second home). There are have been many Jack Johnson debates in our house.

      I'm a fan. I can't deny it.

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    whoneedslightKate Dries
    8/08/13 8:02pm

    Classy, Camille.

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      thegirlriotswhoneedslight
      8/08/13 8:45pm

      I feel this way too. BUT Kelsey Grammer is such a douchecanoe that I feel a little ok with it.

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      whoneedslightthegirlriots
      8/08/13 8:48pm

      A simple "Live Post-Divorce" would've sufficed however. Without commentary on your much younger, Greek god of a piece.

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    SemperSciFiKate Dries
    8/08/13 8:37pm

    I'll just come out and say it. Beyonce's new hair looks like ass. Bad cut, bad style, bad texture.. Bee, I love you, but that's not your haircut.

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      kooklaSemperSciFi
      8/08/13 8:47pm

      Gotta agree. Do not like the color at all. Maybe she's going to spike and frost it and make it fierce, but for now, it just looks basic. Like Supercuts basic.

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      Sticky Little FingersSemperSciFi
      8/08/13 10:54pm

      Her eyebrows are really very nice, though.

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    MimiKate Dries
    8/08/13 8:02pm

    Every discussion on short hair on the internet summarised below so you don't need to keep reading:

    "Ew. Short hair is NOT attractive to men. Jay Z will not like this."

    "Um excuse me short hair looks good on MANY women, see Emma Watson, Halle Berry. I think Beyonce is rocking this!"

    "Hey asshole, maybe Beyonce didn't do this to look attractive to men. Not everything women do is to please you."

    "Beyonce can do what she wants, I still think she looks gorgeous."

    Blah blah attractiveness, feminism, agency, troll, ad infinitum.

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      hester bangsKate Dries
      8/08/13 8:48pm

      Craig Ferguson somehow found a way to pay homage to both Betty White and David Bowie in the same tweet? Genius!

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        ItsARampageLanaKate Dries
        8/08/13 7:35pm

        Pam Grier is the third most gorgeous woman of all time, I swear.

        (2 is Marlene Dietrich and 1 is Mrs. RampageLana, obvz.)

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          MizSpunkSplatterKate Dries
          8/08/13 8:43pm

          I'd like Emma Roberts to explain why she punched her boyfriend in the face.

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            kooklaMizSpunkSplatter
            8/08/13 8:48pm

            Seriously. Is she just trying to pretend like we don't know she bloodied his nose and left bite marks on him?

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            LilyLuxMizSpunkSplatter
            8/08/13 8:56pm

            Same. I thought I had strong negative feeling about her before that mess, but now! H00oo boy!

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          nightelfmohawkKate Dries
          8/08/13 10:11pm

          Sorry Bey, sorry Katie, but Billie Jean's still got everyone beat. Because Fair is Fair.

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            OvdanyakadKate Dries
            8/08/13 10:06pm

            Seeing as how you only sell records when you're complaining about your relationship I can see why you'd be reluctant to change up the formula.

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